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7 billion smiles and my own is my favorite.

ADHD — A Diva Has Distractions Tee

Every girl has a b*tchy friend. If you don’t have one, it’s you.

Everything I’m not made me everything I am.

F*ck your past, I’m the future you’ve been waiting for.

Hoes Be Lyin’ – Hose Bee Lion T-Shirt

I am not a fan of books. I would never want a book’s autograph.

I deleted T*nder. Where can I find a husband now?

I don't need ChatGPT, my girlfriend knows everything.

I dress to impress myself.

I feel like I’m too busy writing history to read it.

I like you, but I love me.

I Need Beer – Battery Gauge T-Shirt

I Need Beer – Fuel Gauge T-Shirt

I need new haters. The old ones are starting to like me.

I understand that you don’t like me, but I need you to understand that I don’t care.

I wanna be nice, but everyone annoys me.

It’s okay if you disagree with me, I can’t force you to be right.

It’s only led me to complete awesomeness at all times.

I’m a nice person, so if I’m a bitch to you, you need to ask yourself why.

I’M FRIENDLY MY WIFE ISN’T T-Shirt

I’m just the espresso. I’m just the shot in the morning to get you going—to make sure you can overcome that situation you’re dealing with.

I’m not going to argue with people who are broker than me about money.